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Science jokes for kids

Science jokes for kids

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Science jokes for kids! A collection of jokes & puns for children that’ll make them smile, laugh or maybe groan a little 🙂
Either way, we had fun listing them… enjoy!

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Chemistry jokes

  • Did you hear the joke about Sodium hypobromite?


  • I don’t trust Atoms. They make up everything!

  • A sodium ion walks up to his friend and says “Dude, I think I’ve lost an electron.”
    His friend asks “Are you sure?”
    “Yeah,” the sodium replies, “I’m positive.”

  • I make terrible science puns, but only periodically

  • What do you do if your chemistry teacher is sick?

    If you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium.

  • I was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender
    “How much a for a beer?”
    The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”

  • There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

  • I was reading a book on Helium.

    I couldn’t put it down.

  • I heard today that the molecular formula for water is no longer H2O…… it’s now HIJKLMNO

  • Anyone know any jokes about sodium?


  • 2 men walk into a bar.
    #1 says: I’ll have a glass of H2O pls. After drinking it all, he was refreshed.
    #2 says: I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He drank his glass & died.
    Hmmmm. Do you know why?

  • My science teacher took a drink,
    Now she shall drink no more,
    For what she thought was H2O,
    Was H2SO4.

  • Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

    It went OK.

  • If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

  • If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

  • Organic chemistry is difficult.

    Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

  • Why are chemists great for solving problems?

    They have all the solutions.

  • What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

    A ferrous wheel.

  • Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.

    “Helium doesn’t react.

  • Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
    Molecule 2: Are you sure?
    Molecule 1: I’m positive.
  • When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, “OMG!”

  • Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

    They’re cheaper than day rates.

  • What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?


  • What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?

    HOH, HOH, HOH!

  • How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?

    Avocados number

  • Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

  • I would make a chemistry pun but it’d be easily miscible

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Biology jokes

  • Why do tigers have stripes?

    So they don’t get spotted.

  • Why did the germ cross the microscope?

    To get to the other slide!

  • Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?

    Because it has dorsal and ventral horns.

  • Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

  • Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages?

    He was a man of many cultures.

  • What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

    One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

  • What did the dog say to his owner?

    “My favourite frequency is 50,000 hertz but you’ve probably never heard of that.”

  • What did the stamen say to the pistil?

    I like your style!

  • What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?

    A tardigrade.

  • How much room do fungi need to grow?

    As mushroom as possible.

  • Do you know the name Pavlov?

    It rings a bell.

  • Two blood cells met and fell in love.

    Alas it was all in vein.

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Physics jokes

  • What is a physicist’s favourite food?

    Fission chips.

  • “What’s the matter?”

    “Solid, liquid, gas”

  • Einstein developed a theory about space.

    It was about time too.

  • You Matter!

    Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light…… then you energy

  • A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.He says, “No, I’m travelling light.”

  • Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

    He’s 0K now.

  • Why is quantum mechanics is the original “original hipster”?

    It described the universe before it was cool.

  • What is the name of the first electricity detective?

    Sherlock Ohms

  • What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?

    Let me Atom

  • Have you heard that entropy isn’t what it used to be?

  • Where does bad light end up?

    In a prism.

  • What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?

    “Gotta split!”

  • Why is electricity an ideal citizen?

    Because it conducts itself so well.

  • Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?

    Friction books.

  • What happens when electrons lose their energy?

    They get Bohr’ed.

  • Unknown Fact: You can be cooled to -273.15C and be 0K.

  • What do we want? Time travel!

    When do we want it? Irrelevant!

  • I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

  • What does a subatomic duck say?


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Astronomy jokes

  • If you’re thinking about telescopes as a hobby, you should look into it.

  • How do astronomers organize a party?

    They planet.

  • It is reported that Copernicus’ parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: “Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you.

  • How does the moon cut his hair?

    Eclipse it!

  • How do you know when the moon is going broke?

    When it’s down to its last quarter.

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Geology jokes

  • What did the volcano say to his wife?

    I lava you

  • On tectonic plate bumped into another.

    “Sorry, it was my fault”

  • Wanna hear the mountain joke?

    Nah, you won’t get over it

  • Why do Geologists go to concerts?

    To get their “Rock” On.

  • Where do geologists like to relax?

    In a rocking chair

  • My rocks are gneiss, don’t take them for granite.

  • Some of these jokes just fluorite over my head

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Mathematics jokes

  • Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side!

  • What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?

    “You think you’re always right!”

  • Why can’t you argue with Pi?

    It’s irrational.

  • There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

  • What do you call a number that can’t sit still?

    A roamin’ numeral

  • Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?

    They already 8

  • What did one maths book say to the other?

    “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”

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